Legend has it..
The missing third child of the infamously executed Soviet spies Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, Dhruva was on his own at an early age.Wandering the tri-state area with only a duffle bag and a single Lunchables, he found his way to a troupe of wayfaring gypsies and conmen. His vocal abilities and skills in slight-of-hand were acquired from Darius Balthazar, the snake oil salesman who had informally adopted him. Darius and the adolescent Dhruva were the closest of cronies, but when Dhruva began to enter manhood, their blatantly non-sexual relationship fell apart, and the traveling band of sideshows cast him out. At the age of eighteen, Dhruva was once again hapless and homeless; his life had no direction. With literally no formal education or standardized testing evaluations, Dhruva was accepted into New York University after filling out the application with a burnt match tip. His essay centered on the disorder of the American penitentiary system. Now, with an ever-growing lust for life and an insatiable taste for blood, Dhruva joined the Vocaholics, if not to share his musical gift with the world, then to pick all of their pockets.

Goes ByDhruva Chandramohan
SingsBass Master
StudiesJungian Freemasonry
Serves asSecretary of Agriculture
Says"Crazy like a fox or crazy like a lunatic?"
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