| Joseph Colucci is a descendant of the last Italian hillbilly, Lazario Copparelli. Although a painter at heart, Joe sought to continue the dying breed and tradition of Italian hillbillies. He washed ashore on Staten Island on March 23rd, 1999, and proceeded to construct a base of operations with sand and saliva. Soon enough, he was able to receive satellite broadcasts of "The Jeffersons" on a consistent basis. After watching the season finale, Joe was reminded of his quest. But before he could begin, he required a mob of peons to commandeer. While out on a midnight haunt, the voices of the Vocaholics floated to his ears and stopped him in his tracks. Upon meeting the unkempt and awkward boys, he deduced that this would be the perfect throng of unsuspecting lads to utilize. Drawing upon his youthful days as a rooftop serenader, Joe performs with the Vocaholics in hopes of finding a beautiful, full-blooded Italian regazza to start a new bloodline of Italian hillbillydom. |
