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Sir Alexandros was born in a small hovel in Siberia, and grew up among the shattered remnants of an ancient society that existed c. 15000 BCE. The hairy members of that society were so impressed with Mr. Morris's musical and vocal talent that they made him king--great for Lecco, not so much for the society. He fled to NYC after his economic policies (Keep rehearsing, worry about food later!) led to the largest famine in the society's history and killed half the population. He rode a wolf to the Bering Strait, then made into a raft and floated across to Alaska. He applied for political amnesty in the United States, and came to NYU to prepare for his glorious return to the homeland, where he will raise a zombie army and conquer the Eastern Hemisphere to the tune of Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries." |
