| Bio |
| Amar has no hearing in his left testicle. I do have hearing in my left testicle, which makes me better than Amar. Although, in Amar’s defense, there’s nothing much to hear going on next to my left testicle. Except my right testicle. That’s a party. |
| Name | Amar Parikh |
| Voice Part | Baritone |
| School : Major | CAS : History |
| Position | Funkmaster |
| Quote | "NO FLACID PENIS!" |

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